I’m incredibly neurotic. I have phobias about people. I have phobias about flying. I have phobias about sanitation. I have phobias about phobias. They’re not even phobias in the clinical sense of the word, more of a euphemism for my complete...
The year is 2054, Albert walks to his favorite bench in the park, has a seat, ahh, relaxed. He takes out his...
All throughout history, nature has always been completely unforgiving, killing us mercilessly and relentlessly. Sounds harsh, but it's because of these environmental challenges that only the cleverest humans survived....
Everybody silently groaned and tried to look busy as Stuart entered the room, pants around his ankles. Poor Stuart...
Once upon a time long forgotten, there was a clever middle-aged carpenter named Gerald. Our hero, Gerald, was a hard-working...
I’ve never taken antidepressants (unless you count alcohol) (or countless other recreational drugs) (or pornography), but I can see...
A long time ago, in a village far far away, there lived a sweet little old lady in a tiny humble...
Briefly coming out of hermitry to share in this world-changing event...
When I first joined crypto-Twitter, it was with the singular goal of fighting the FUD that incessantly circulates, using hard facts and my p...
Is the SEC lawsuit nightmare over yet?.. Ok full confession, a lo...
I hate it when people ask me for price predictions; I mean, you're literally asking me to lie. How the fuck am I supposed to know what happ...
DeFi is shortform for the term "Decentralized Finance". To the uneducated that's never heard of Google, it's just...
I fucking hate dot-connectors. These morons are responsible for the avalanche of misinformation that we have to wade through every single d...
I volunteer that the unmitigated Dunning-Kruger effect is the probably most devastating force acting upon humanity, ever; and I mean ever.
Sounds so dramatic doesn't it? About as dramatic as all those Armageddon types that believe the financial system is going to collapse and w...
Some losses of composure you can never take back: like when you threatened to kill your neighbor's kid, or the time you begged your ex not t...
I'm feeling like I have PTSD lately. The onslaught of blatant XRP FUD has exponentially magnified in intensity and I'm locked in a state of...
I really don't like many people, they bore me to tears, or they say stupid shit that blows my mind, or they're blatantly lying for whatever ...
It's a bird! It's a plane! No..it's... SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA...SUPER...THE GREATEST...XRP LEDGER!! HOOORAY!!! It can cure world hunger,...
Off in the distance, high atop Mount Regulation, a small but sinister black puff of smoke belched forth from the long-quiet cone of the volc...
I'm sure you're asking why must I keep bashing on Bitcoin all the time?? Why don't I shit XRP rainbows any more like the good old days damm...
Someone once told me that nobody likes someone who thinks they're always right; I told them they were wrong. The truth is, when greed is in...
I can almost hear you screaming, “Oh god! Here we go AGAIN! Will people please stop with this Bitcoin conspiracy FUD nonsense??
Cloppety cloppety cloppety.. The hooves of the single war-dressed negotiator’s horse clopped across the dusty field, leaving behind the smal...
Who is getting sick of this non-stop river of bullshit like I am? I've seen and been a victim of fake news a lot in the past, but it has bee...
One by one, they entered the starting gates... The finest payment competitors in the world are gathered for this final decisive battle, whi...
Many incredibly poorly-thought-out things irritate the hell out of me that I truly believe shouldn't exist, and yet they somehow persevere i...
Saw the weather report today. Says it should be in the 40s tonight. Good, love a nice chill. Did some grocery shopping. Bought 6 oranges...
What's the most mentally-devastating sound you'll ever hear in your life? A sound so shrill and excruciating that thoughts of stabbing yours...
I'm so miserable. Been trying to get healthier so I decided to lose weight by fasting, ugh. I get one good meal a day, but then ruminate h...
Been pretty exciting this past week! Out of nowhere a massive doubling (almost triple at some point) of price! Hooray! XRP finally showin...
A 'White Elephant' is a popular metaphor for something that is peculiar and unique, making it superficially seem valuable, but in the end it...
Myself, I love a good debate. The tension, the deep and quick thinking, so much credibility on the line ...
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Grab your loved ones, gather round, and prepare to be amazed at the incredible non-stop hilarity of the one, the onl...
My dear friends, As I approach 2000 people following my tweets, I have noticed a huge upswing in the amount of low-quality noise that is ...
Somewhere in a parallel universe, the year is 2025. It's been 13 years since the invention of the world's first, and still only cryptocurre...
Whenever I hear the term "Lightning Network", I have to chuckle. It reminds me of when I put fire stickers on my wagon as a kid, thinking i...
There, I said it.. Let me also say that without a doubt, Bitcoin will most likely continue its reign as the number one crypto for some ti...
Grandpa was a cranky old bastard. Crazy-looking old sucker, thick beard, bushy eyebrows; I always thought he was a werewolf. There weren't...
I'm just as excited as the next person when I hear about XRP getting listed somewhere new. I even got excited when I started hearing about ...
A long time ago, in a grassy field far far away, there lived a flock of sheep, and this flock of sheep was the happiest flock of sheep that ...
Ping! "Captain, there it is again! I'm certain this time. Seems to be coming out from all directions. It's almost like we're surrounde...
When I first got into crypto, it was 2013. I heard about it from coworkers. Was about $30/coin at the time. Interested, I tried mining wi...
There it is... wokka wokka wokka... getting closer... wokka wokka wokka... That damn helicopter.. Why! Why are they just barely moving...
I hate cleaning. Not that I'm a slob, it's the exact opposite actually; I can't stand a speck of dirt. It's exhausting to keep up with the...
I'll be honest; I'm a bully. I'm not proud of it, and I'm working on it, but the more I try to suppress my conquering instincts, the more i...
The costumes for a rain dance can range anywhere from colorful beads, to outright fantastical headsets with great plumages erupting a couple...
"Man, when's this damn price going to launch??"... I can hear you from here. Or is that my inner voice, lol. Truth is, we're probab...
My cryptocurrency is always safe from hackers. I keep them in the best wallet available and have no fear of being hacked. I just don't exp...
Seems every day you'll see someone yelling, "XRP is a scam/shit/banker's coin!!" From where I sit, anybody that is still hating on XRP is...
Are you fed up of XRP seemingly defying all logic? Great news = nothing?? Or maybe even a drop in price?? How about those random 10% gain...
Now I won't attempt to put a dollar value prediction out there, that's just a waste of time and even if I was right, I'm wrong, because I wa...
It's difficult for most people to get past the psychological barrier of the infamous "Market Cap". For those that don't understand what mar...
The FUDsters cry, "Banks don't need to use XRP to use the Ripple ledger". TRUE! But, here's why some are ALREADY using, and WILL ALL use X...
You'll hear over and over and over, "Ripple is centralized!!! They must die!! AUGH!!!" Let's all calm down for a minute and try to figu...
My mom's favorite thing is to get $20 of quarters and sit at a slot machine all day. She thinks she's good at it, lol, but I love her anywa...