Bitcoin's Event Horizon

Dec 09, 2024

I’m incredibly neurotic. I have phobias about people. I have phobias about flying. I have phobias about sanitation. I have phobias about phobias. They’re not even phobias in the clinical sense of the word, more of a euphemism for my complete...


Anonymous

Sep 20, 2024

The year is 2054, Albert walks to his favorite bench in the park, has a seat, ahh, relaxed. He takes out his...


Universal Basic Ignorance

Aug 23, 2024

All throughout history, nature has always been completely unforgiving, killing us mercilessly and relentlessly. Sounds harsh, but it's because of these environmental challenges that only the cleverest humans survived....


The Big Secret

Jun 24, 2024

Everybody silently groaned and tried to look busy as Stuart entered the room, pants around his ankles. Poor Stuart...


Tyranny

Apr 26, 2024

Once upon a time long forgotten, there was a clever middle-aged carpenter named Gerald. Our hero, Gerald, was a hard-working...


Garbage In, Garbage out

Dec 06, 2023

I’ve never taken antidepressants (unless you count alcohol) (or countless other recreational drugs) (or pornography), but I can see...


Cat Lady

Sep 28, 2023

A long time ago, in a village far far away, there lived a sweet little old lady in a tiny humble...


The Gavel that Changed the World

Jul 25, 2023

Briefly coming out of hermitry to share in this world-changing event...


War Machine

Feb 15, 2021

When I first joined crypto-Twitter, it was with the singular goal of fighting the FUD that incessantly circulates, using hard facts and my p...


When Unstoppable Progress Meets Immovable Absurdity

Jan 06, 2021

Is the SEC lawsuit nightmare over yet?.. Ok full confession, a lo...


The Wrath of Con

Oct 05, 2020

I hate it when people ask me for price predictions; I mean, you're literally asking me to lie. How the fuck am I supposed to know what happ...


DeFi Defined

Aug 16, 2020

DeFi is shortform for the term "Decentralized Finance". To the uneducated that's never heard of Google, it's just...


When Wheels Fly

Aug 08, 2020

I fucking hate dot-connectors. These morons are responsible for the avalanche of misinformation that we have to wade through every single d...


Stupid Is, Stupid Votes

Apr 30, 2020

I volunteer that the unmitigated Dunning-Kruger effect is the probably most devastating force acting upon humanity, ever; and I mean ever.


End of Times?

Mar 22, 2020

Sounds so dramatic doesn't it? About as dramatic as all those Armageddon types that believe the financial system is going to collapse and w...


Know Your Enemy

Mar 11, 2020

Some losses of composure you can never take back: like when you threatened to kill your neighbor's kid, or the time you begged your ex not t...


Ripple versus Stablecoins...or is it?

Feb 18, 2020

I'm feeling like I have PTSD lately. The onslaught of blatant XRP FUD has exponentially magnified in intensity and I'm locked in a state of...


The Case for XRP

Jan 08, 2020

I really don't like many people, they bore me to tears, or they say stupid shit that blows my mind, or they're blatantly lying for whatever ...


The Bionic XRP

Nov 23, 2019

It's a bird! It's a plane! No..it's... SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA...SUPER...THE GREATEST...XRP LEDGER!! HOOORAY!!! It can cure world hunger,...


To Be a Security, or Not to Be

Oct 01, 2019

Off in the distance, high atop Mount Regulation, a small but sinister black puff of smoke belched forth from the long-quiet cone of the volc...


Why Lightning Network Sucks Balls

Aug 29, 2019

I'm sure you're asking why must I keep bashing on Bitcoin all the time?? Why don't I shit XRP rainbows any more like the good old days damm...


Weekend at Bitcoin's

Apr 26, 2019

Someone once told me that nobody likes someone who thinks they're always right; I told them they were wrong. The truth is, when greed is in...


How China Can Kill Bitcoin

Mar 26, 2019

I can almost hear you screaming, “Oh god! Here we go AGAIN! Will people please stop with this Bitcoin conspiracy FUD nonsense??


Impenetrable Consensus

Mar 12, 2019

Cloppety cloppety cloppety.. The hooves of the single war-dressed negotiator’s horse clopped across the dusty field, leaving behind the smal...


Fake News

Feb 13, 2019

Who is getting sick of this non-stop river of bullshit like I am? I've seen and been a victim of fake news a lot in the past, but it has bee...


The Big Race

Feb 08, 2019

One by one, they entered the starting gates... The finest payment competitors in the world are gathered for this final decisive battle, whi...


Proof of Not Working

Jan 16, 2019

Many incredibly poorly-thought-out things irritate the hell out of me that I truly believe shouldn't exist, and yet they somehow persevere i...


Frankenmath

Nov 26, 2018

Saw the weather report today. Says it should be in the 40s tonight. Good, love a nice chill. Did some grocery shopping. Bought 6 oranges...


Hopium

Nov 16, 2018

What's the most mentally-devastating sound you'll ever hear in your life? A sound so shrill and excruciating that thoughts of stabbing yours...


Crypto Trading for Beginners

Oct 30, 2018

I'm so miserable. Been trying to get healthier so I decided to lose weight by fasting, ugh. I get one good meal a day, but then ruminate h...


How ODL Works..and Doesn't

Sep 24, 2018

Been pretty exciting this past week! Out of nowhere a massive doubling (almost triple at some point) of price! Hooray! XRP finally showin...


The Myth of Store-of-Value

Sep 14, 2018

A 'White Elephant' is a popular metaphor for something that is peculiar and unique, making it superficially seem valuable, but in the end it...


Crystal Ball

Aug 05, 2018

Myself, I love a good debate. The tension, the deep and quick thinking, so much credibility on the line ...


Is XRP Too Fast to Be Worth Anything?

Jul 28, 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen!! Grab your loved ones, gather round, and prepare to be amazed at the incredible non-stop hilarity of the one, the onl...


Rules of Engagement

Jul 23, 2018

My dear friends, As I approach 2000 people following my tweets, I have noticed a huge upswing in the amount of low-quality noise that is ...


What if XRP Came First?

Jul 21, 2018

Somewhere in a parallel universe, the year is 2025. It's been 13 years since the invention of the world's first, and still only cryptocurre...


Why Ripple needs so much XRP

Jul 10, 2018

Whenever I hear the term "Lightning Network", I have to chuckle. It reminds me of when I put fire stickers on my wagon as a kid, thinking i...


The Slow But Inevitable Death of Bitcoin

Jun 14, 2018

There, I said it.. Let me also say that without a doubt, Bitcoin will most likely continue its reign as the number one crypto for some ti...


Scam Coin

May 17, 2018

Grandpa was a cranky old bastard. Crazy-looking old sucker, thick beard, bushy eyebrows; I always thought he was a werewolf. There weren't...


Bubble Trouble

May 10, 2018

I'm just as excited as the next person when I hear about XRP getting listed somewhere new. I even got excited when I started hearing about ...


Indentured Servitude

May 04, 2018

A long time ago, in a grassy field far far away, there lived a flock of sheep, and this flock of sheep was the happiest flock of sheep that ...


Crypto Enema

Apr 03, 2018

Ping! "Captain, there it is again! I'm certain this time. Seems to be coming out from all directions. It's almost like we're surrounde...


Convergence of Good and Evil

Mar 22, 2018

When I first got into crypto, it was 2013. I heard about it from coworkers. Was about $30/coin at the time. Interested, I tried mining wi...


How to Trade Like a BOSS

Mar 17, 2018

There it is... wokka wokka wokka... getting closer... wokka wokka wokka... That damn helicopter.. Why! Why are they just barely moving...


The Rest of the World

Mar 14, 2018

I hate cleaning. Not that I'm a slob, it's the exact opposite actually; I can't stand a speck of dirt. It's exhausting to keep up with the...


Pain in the Bot

Mar 09, 2018

I'll be honest; I'm a bully. I'm not proud of it, and I'm working on it, but the more I try to suppress my conquering instincts, the more i...


Religiosity

Mar 03, 2018

The costumes for a rain dance can range anywhere from colorful beads, to outright fantastical headsets with great plumages erupting a couple...


When MOON??!

Mar 02, 2018

"Man, when's this damn price going to launch??"... I can hear you from here. Or is that my inner voice, lol. Truth is, we're probab...


Coin Robbery

Feb 27, 2018

My cryptocurrency is always safe from hackers. I keep them in the best wallet available and have no fear of being hacked. I just don't exp...


Why the haters hate XRP

Feb 23, 2018

Seems every day you'll see someone yelling, "XRP is a scam/shit/banker's coin!!" From where I sit, anybody that is still hating on XRP is...


The Anatomy of a Whale

Feb 21, 2018

Are you fed up of XRP seemingly defying all logic? Great news = nothing?? Or maybe even a drop in price?? How about those random 10% gain...


Factors affecting the market value of XRP, irrespective of speculation

Feb 20, 2018

Now I won't attempt to put a dollar value prediction out there, that's just a waste of time and even if I was right, I'm wrong, because I wa...


The Myth of Market Cap - Version 2

Feb 19, 2018

It's difficult for most people to get past the psychological barrier of the infamous "Market Cap". For those that don't understand what mar...


Here's how and why XRP will be used by banks

Feb 18, 2018

The FUDsters cry, "Banks don't need to use XRP to use the Ripple ledger". TRUE! But, here's why some are ALREADY using, and WILL ALL use X...


XRP's Centralization

Feb 17, 2018

You'll hear over and over and over, "Ripple is centralized!!! They must die!! AUGH!!!" Let's all calm down for a minute and try to figu...


Rolling the Dice

Feb 16, 2018

My mom's favorite thing is to get $20 of quarters and sit at a slot machine all day. She thinks she's good at it, lol, but I love her anywa...